

Something About Eve
Tale of Manhood, Dreams, Reality, Routine, Games &Compromise

"Average"(?) Cabell
Chivalry/Gallantry sited where old times are not forgottenfigure of an unusual looking man on a cupboard door fell in love with
a pretty little china shepherdess who loved a little chimney-sweep
china figure that stood beside her. The carved figure asked the
figure of a Chinaman who could nod his head and claimed to be the
grandfather of the shepherdess if he could marry her. When the
"grandfather" nodded his head in consent, the couple tried
to flee the area by going through the stove and up the chimney to get
into the outside world. But once outside, the shepherdess found the
outside world "too much," so the lovers returned to their
places. When they returned, they found that the Chinaman had fallen
to the floor and had broken into three pieces. The owners of the
Chinaman had him repaired with rivets. However, the rivet in his neck
kept him from nodding. The next time the carved man made his request
to the Chinaman to marry the shepherdess, he no longer could give his
consent, so the lovers remained together until they were broken into
piece.
The story was set in early 1900 Lichfield. Col. Rudolph
Vartrey Musgrave b. 1856, was the unmarried scion of a family that had
settled in the area in the early 17th century. Like all the
inhabitants of Lichfield, Col. Musgrave's public life was governed by
the rules of chivalry while that of his private one was governed by
the rules of gallantry. He spent his time in honorific activities and
doing genealogical research. His life changed drastically when
Patricia Stapylton, his wealthy second cousin, came to visit him and
his sister Agatha before she married an English Earl. After a series
of fortuitous events, the Col. and Patricia were married and had a son
they named Roger. The story is woven around the Musgraves and various
inhabitants of Lichfield and their relationships. Three enduring
themes in these stories are: frustrated youthful love, personal
stagnation, and the hiding or denying of unpleasant social realities.


Cabell's Guide

The Real Never Ending Story

Chronic Laments for the Imagined Joys of Past Loves & Time

Helping academics navigate the waters of publishingUnfortunately, there is a tendency for academics and those reviewing academics' work to judge the quality of a publication listed in Cabell's based on its acceptance rate. For example, one might be tempted to think that a journal whose editorial board accepts only 5% of articles submitted to it would be a higher quality journal than one that accepts 30% of submissions. This is not always the case, and using this criterion as a ranking mechanism can be dangerous since academics' futures often depend on the perceived quality of the journals in which they publish.
Cabell's should be used as a cumulative set of guidelines and indicators to help academic writers sort through the massive numbers of journals in competition for good articles. It should not be used by university administrators as a way to rank journals, and thus academics who publish in them, since the perceived value of one journal over another depends largely upon the particular niche in the discipline and the mission of the institution which employs the academic.


Ironic fantasy about youth and maturityCabell's work always has several things going on: although you can read the surface of the novel and enjoy it, if you know what he's satirizing it is much more rewarding. There Were Two Pirates is a mature reflection on growing older and trying to reconcile with the kinds of dreams and goals a person makes when he or she is young. Cabell was writing from personal experience, as one who had seen his star rise and then fall in the short space of 20 years. Like his later books--mainly autobiographical memoirs--this book reflects what Cabell had finally grown to understand: (to be anachronistic) that his fifteen minutes of fame were over. In its place, Cabell returned (not that I'm sure he had ever left it) to what he did best: write for himself.



Some of the women are part-beast (Fox-Woman; woman with the feathery legs), at least one woman is a witch, and the one that our hero Gerald can't resist at all is a terrible nag. What does this say, as Gerald slowly seems to abandon his higher aspirations (at one point, his entire mission grinds to a halt, as he acquires, rather instantly, a seven or eight-year-old son, whom, it should be noted, Gerald only sees when he wears his new rose-coloured glasses)?
Gerald himself is an amusing character. He begins his adventure by wafting out of his original body and allowing a demon to inabit it, giving up his aspirations as a poet and a romantic, and setting out on his strange metaphysical journey towards a place where he will officially get designated as a god (he's quite uppity and pompous about being treated as a deity, even before he has fulfilled said destiny). For someone determined to be a god, he has a hard time forgetting his old flame, Evelyn (she's a married woman, and not to Gerald) from his previous life, and no matter what weird land Gerald gets held up in, he's most unhappy ...It's all very [odd], and relentlessly episodic, with famous personages streaming in and out of the narrative, giving Gerald their whiney autobiographies, before they head toward that harmonious underworld Gerald is supposed to be trekking towards, and then ruling, himself. It looks less and less likely that Gerald is going to fulfill his destiny, and discover the secrets of the universe in the Third Truth or anything like that, unless he can swear off domesticity. In fact, yes, as the end approaches, it looks like the story is going to loop back on itself in an Ouroborus-Worm way. Or maybe Gerald really is destined for greatness, despite occurences like Evelyn's father suddenly manifesting before him and asking him to please return to his body, so that Evelyn is not consorting with a demon ...
Despite the wonderful fantasy content, the odd humour (blunt or sly at intervals), and the thoughtful themes underneath the obvious one concerning "women as obstacle to a man's higher purpose", this book won't appeal to everyone. ...